Choad

A penis that is wider than it is longer. So short and fat in other words.

"Phillip Gaideski you have a choad"

"Yeah i know i cant help that my penis is fat and short"

by Ravioli April 21, 2008

choad

the area between a guys balls and asshole that frevent him from shitting on his balls
a.k.a. taint

My choad needs cleaned badly.

by Grizzles April 2, 2007

choad

A penis that is wider than it is long, can usually be used as an insult.

Oh my god that man has got a choad.
Why did you do that you choad!

by Harry Moody April 9, 2006

choad

not a bad word, somehing good to yell for fun

Choad!!!

by TP December 30, 2002

Choad

Also see definitions for chode

"Shaddup, you stupid choad."

by x January 31, 2003

Choad

James the Enchanter

James is a Choad because he won't go to a strip club (his wife won't let him)

by Stealthpot November 22, 2003

choad

a dick that is wider than it is long; like a recess pieces

I am a little choad, short and stout; here is my shaft, and here is my head. When I get all steamed up, here me shout, tip me over and blow me out.

by Tito Bagins April 29, 2004