Dutch Casting

When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.

When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.

by Professor Screeb July 1, 2017

blab casting

Using any form of social media to spread stupidity to as many ignorant and gullible people as possible.

I'm so tired of liberal elites blab casting their bullshit to their idiot fans.

by Josie728 January 22, 2017

concrete cast on

A "concrete cast on" is another term used to describe a hard penis, BUT can only be used whilst traveling in a motor vehicle (or public transport of any sort).
It is most commonly used after someone has woken up from a short but tasteful nap, where an erection was not expected, or planned.

GUY 1: *asleep*
GUY 2: wake up dude, we've arrived at our destination
GUY 1: *wakes up* oh man I've got a raging concrete cast on right now!!

by jacky boy23 October 25, 2015

Half Cast

Half cast is term used majorly in the U.K. Half cast is to be mixed race mainly meaning half black/white people. This term (shoot me if i'm wrong) orginates from a poem written about a mixed race child whom was not quite an outcast from soiciety but was half cast. intresting stuff.

"my mums white and my dad's black, i'm mixed raced dont call me half casted bitch"

by Catherine September 27, 2004

ball casting

Throwing bottle caps down someones shirt. Usually a female showing cleavage.

I was ball casting Melanie with bottle caps.

by Vin382 June 25, 2017

cast away

when you crap and flush and still after the third time its still floating around ..its called a castaway

i better make sure there arent any castaways before jim goes in there! Id be so embarrassed!!!!!!

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 27, 2003

glen cast

Glen is a ooo ooo ahhh ahh monkey boy who likes to tickle bananas and suck on toes. All glens have mustaches and dark skin tone and you cant tell if they are Asian, black, Mexican, or strait up monkey. And they love to swing on trees. Glens are also very privileged and they all have smoking hot moms.

Hey look at that glen cast in the tree

by hdhdhfhdjhsbdbd September 15, 2022