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Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.
"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."
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Buttering the Popcorn

The cum covered body of the person in the center of an orgy.
Friend: Dude, where were you last Friday?

You: We were buttering the popcorn in the locker room.
by Themadpotato55 May 24, 2017
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Butterfinger

When a male looking to spice up his sexual experience grabs a cold stick of butter and shoves his finger through the center of the stick, then proceeds to finger his woman until the butter melts from friction and sexual heat, granting him a dairy-based lube upon which he uses to dick his woman down.
Man #1: Hey how was the sex last night?
Man #2: I Butterfingered her and it changed her life.
by BennyBooty October 5, 2017
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Nipple buttering

The buttering of the nipple and/or surrounding skin. This serves as a moisturizer and lubricant for sexual activities.
The couple found the practiced 'nipple buttering' technique provided the most pleasurable sexual experience.
by TheNippleButterer November 26, 2013
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butterfinger

The act of sticking your penis in the opening of the bottom of a popcorn bucket and surprising your date. This results in a very messy and sticky handjob.
Last night, Jake gave me a butterfinger during Titanic!
by Salt Lick October 26, 2010
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The Butterfinger

When your dog lays a fat dump of shit and your roomate's dog eats it up like it's a king sized butterfinger.
Dude! Heidi just pulled The Butterfinger!
by Ozzydizzle May 10, 2006
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Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast
by asian4hire December 5, 2016
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