a brown spot left in the toilet by a turd recetly flushed. Occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus...
by buttfcker14 March 18, 2010
Get the toilet bruises mug.The act of making your gal shart herself by spiking with laxatives followed by anal sex. A break-up move. Best if performed in an alternate location or one other than your place. Guaranteed that no female will ask why you haven't called her back.
My chick was starting to get clingy and suggested we move in together so I gave her a New Brunswick Mud Cutter. She hasn't called me in 2 weeks.
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Armando: What the hell is that on your leg?!
Manda: That's the boner bruise you gave me last night... asshole.
Manda: That's the boner bruise you gave me last night... asshole.
by Plowman July 20, 2008
Get the boner bruise mug.A beautiful town where obnoxious people from St. Simons island think they are above all who aren't from St. Simons. Us normal people from the continental part of Brunswick are annoyed with those pricks. But other than that the town is a great place and you should definitely move here. We have have great festivals, great food, and friendly people. (Excluding the people from St. Simons)
We also invented Brunswick Stew!
We also invented Brunswick Stew!
The guy who wrote the other, more negative defintion of Brunswick, Georgia is probaly from St. Simons.
by NormalBrunswickian November 30, 2010
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Get the baby bruise mug.a canadian province on the east coast of canada, right beside maine. part of the maritimes beautiful woods, wicked beer.
by jilldo December 27, 2003
Get the new brunswick mug.Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.
by Peter Hoagland April 10, 2008
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