FUCKING BRIDGET

When something goes wrong and you can't blame anyone but yourself.

You just did a fucking bridget.

by Missohnfl2 June 22, 2017

Bridget

An awesome woman. A sister you never knew you had. Someone who will be there regardless of how much you fight and how many times you disagree.

Why would you say that to Bridget?
She’s my second fam y’all!

by El Jefé March 24, 2019

bridget joneses

Big, non-sexy, full-coverage women's underpants (knickers)

I couldn't find my thong so I had to wear my bridget joneses

by Gillygate September 11, 2008

bridgitte

a bridgitte is a good girl who is usually very religious and concerned with the feelings of others. her overwhelming empathy can make others view her as a pushover at times, but be careful, because a bridgitte isn't above getting revenge . when it comes to guys, a bridgitte is generally a cute girl with a nice smile, but tends to be shy around boys, making flirting and forming relationships difficult at times. a bridgitte can really over-think things -- especially having to do with guys. after a falling-out with a fling or crush, a bridgitte usually won't let go. she makes a great friend if you're a girl, but can turn into a real clinger if you're a guy.

jane: why isn't bridgitte coming to the party?

john: you know her, booze and guys isn't really her scene.

jane: shame, she's so nice.

by hfb1989 January 1, 2012

Bridget Jones moment

any occasion or instance (like reunions) that forces you to converse awkwardly with people knowing they'll be throwing condescending remarks and questions about pathetic aspects of your life e.g. being perennially single

I bumped into Dennis earlier. Thank God he had to go right away! You know how he loves putting people in a Bridget Jones moment.

by jmboytoma July 29, 2010

Bridget

Bridget is one of the most annoying humans you will meet. They are also very creative. they are not a tom boy but also not a girly girl. Once you find one never let go for they are special friend. they often are blonde but do not let the hair color fool you! They are some of the smartest people you will meet.

Girl 1: Omg look at how cool she is!
Girl 2: I bet her name is Bridget!

by Harry Potters wife February 29, 2020

Bridgette

One that burns bridges with those that have low self esteem. Usually an attempt to sever all communication with the person so that they will not bring the Bridgette down. Bridgettes are noble and respectful people with spines as tough as steel.

Man, Taylor's a Bridgette, he's burnt 3 bridges in a month!

by armedbronco October 9, 2010