Bobbert

Deadly teddy bear. Many stories have been told, but one is for sure. He's addicted to Lambos, Bentlys, and hot chicks. All the more mysterious is he.

Bobbert is addicted to lambos, bentlys, and hot chicks

by Brocktree May 16, 2018

Boeberts

An object that was “accidentally fallen upon” (deliberately placed) in the rectum that was not designed for anal use and is now stuck.

“What’s the weirdest boeberts you’ve seen?”
“The weirdest ones would have to be a gerbil and a three-cell MagLight”

by SassyMedic96 January 5, 2023

Boeberting

The act of vaping in an inappropriate place or a place where vaping is considered unacceptable.

Dude, stop Boeberting in the grocery store.

by TransAnna September 16, 2023

Boeberting

Vaping whilst touching each others privates.

You two teenagers better not be boeberting in your room.

by Pseudo D-Rock September 18, 2023

boobertized

beinging hyptonized by boobs.

When she tried to talk to me i couldn't answer because I was boobertized

by utman101 February 28, 2010

Boabert

A person with a small penis.

Girl 1) So did you have sex with him last night ?
Girl 2) No!! He pulled down his pants and he turned out to be a boabert.

by Whyte_Clouds April 20, 2018

bobbert

A verb that identifies an action that has caused or resulted in any of the following emotions: unease, awkwardness, anguish, slight pain, physical or emotional discomfort, sorrow, upset, or anger.

I was minding my own business when he sent me a disturbing sexual image that I was forced to see. He bobberted me once again!

by brentionary July 2, 2019