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A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin

When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.
"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"
by Juan Perico March 8, 2009
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Blumpkinbating

Whacking off while taking a shit, closely related to a blumpkin
I was scarr3d for life when I walked in on the old man blumpkinbating.
by Unachonger May 13, 2005
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blumpkinschplatt

A blumpkinschplatt is considered achieved when a girl vomits as a reaction to male orgasm whilest the male is seated on a toilet, shitting.

Note the difference between this act and a regular blumpkin. A blumpkin could be considered performed when a girl quickly puts her tounge on the tip, whereas a blumpkinschplatt is proof of it's own sexual satisfaction. Blumpkinschplatt is visceral and undoubtedly sexual whereas blumpkins are more abstract and humorous.
The redheaded girl from around the way performed blumpkinschplatts regularly due to her unusual upbringing.
by Eric Chang2 March 30, 2010
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blumpkin on rye

Simultaneously eating a pastrami sandwich, while getting a blowjob, while taking a dump.
I was was so startled when Scott and Julie walked in on my blumpkin on rye, that I almost dropped my pastrami sandwich. All I could think of was to ask them to go get me some mustard.
by miketort November 25, 2011
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Chunky Blumpkin

When a chick is giving a dude a blumpkin, and she vomits on his cock due to the smell, and the continues with blumpkin.
That drunk chick last night decided she wanted to suck my cock while I was taking a shit, and she couldn't take the smell and ended up giving me a chunky blumpkin.
by cryanken June 29, 2010
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country blumpkin

A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.
by mgretard March 26, 2019
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Wagon - Covered Blumpkin

A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.
I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.
by rustytbone December 13, 2009
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