Definitions by miketort

blumpkin on rye 

Simultaneously eating a pastrami sandwich, while getting a blowjob, while taking a dump.

I was was so startled when Scott and Julie walked in on my blumpkin on rye, that I almost dropped my pastrami sandwich. All I could think of was to ask them to go get me some mustard.

blumpkin on rye by miketort November 25, 2011