Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.
by Farcus September 08, 2007
by Patrick S. E. D. March 06, 2008
Man! My asshole was on fire last night, your grandma gave me such a nice blumpkin opened up my anal cavity.
by ihategays41 December 11, 2018
noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man specifically whilst he is seated upon a toiled whilst engaged in the act of defecation. NOTE: Many forget the added requirement that the man be seated upon the toilet during the act; if the man is instead defecating anywhere other than a toilet, this act is instead known as a penny whistle.
So I was sitting on the toilet right? I'm taking a monster shit y'know. Then outta nowhere my girl shows up and just starts giving me a blumpkin! It was pretty rad I guess.
by FuckOffHey April 10, 2015
by TheHeya November 09, 2018
goldstein: last night i ended up at that asian party and shtuck cindy kim!
kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious?
goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar:whats a blumpkin?
goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit!
kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious?
goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar:whats a blumpkin?
goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit!
by blither blither blither July 11, 2008
by grammas tiities October 19, 2009