Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.
by Farcus September 23, 2007
Get the blumpkinmug. by Patrick S. E. D. March 5, 2008
Get the blumpkinmug. Man! My asshole was on fire last night, your grandma gave me such a nice blumpkin opened up my anal cavity.
by ihategays41 December 10, 2018
Get the blumpkinmug. noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man specifically whilst he is seated upon a toiled whilst engaged in the act of defecation. NOTE: Many forget the added requirement that the man be seated upon the toilet during the act; if the man is instead defecating anywhere other than a toilet, this act is instead known as a penny whistle.
So I was sitting on the toilet right? I'm taking a monster shit y'know. Then outta nowhere my girl shows up and just starts giving me a blumpkin! It was pretty rad I guess.
by FuckOffHey April 10, 2015
Get the blumpkinmug. by TheHeya November 9, 2018
Get the A Blumpkinmug. goldstein: last night i ended up at that asian party and shtuck cindy kim!
kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious?
goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar:whats a blumpkin?
goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit!
kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious?
goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar:whats a blumpkin?
goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit!
by blither blither blither June 29, 2008
Get the blumpkinmug. by grammas tiities October 19, 2009
Get the blumpkinmug.