blueberry kush

a strain of marijuana usually of the indica variety it is so named for the "blueberry" smell and taste it is very high quality and produces a couch-lock "body high" rather then the "mind high" produced by sativas.
i cant even stand after that blueberry kush.
by mizzzy o July 7, 2008
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blueberry buttcheeks

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.
Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
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Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.
I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((
by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021
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Blueberry Barrel

When one wraps their penis with a sheet of sand paper and secures it in place with a condom wrapped around the shaft. While engaging in anal sex, the friction causes the condom to gradually break and exposes the sand paper to the anal rim - which quickly bleeds and causes hemroids to pop like blueberrys.
Bill was upset after Joe gave Bill's wife a blueberry barrel. Cheating whore.
by wake1080 July 21, 2009
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blueberry waffle

a dirty nasty stinky cum infected over used vagina.
man that girls coochi looked like a blueberry waffle
by robtonytina January 2, 2012
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blueberry horror

The act of having too many penises inside you (all holes).
Seb: "Oh gee, you got blueberry horrored last night by 10 guys?"

Anna: "are you getting me wet"
by iCnt November 25, 2022
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