Blotch

Prominent discoloration on the glans of the penis. Often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a sexually transmitted disease.

Doctor: "Gus, that blotch on your penis is due to a bad case of herpes. Rub this ointment in, and you will feel better".

by Googles September 18, 2004

bloach

An extremely obese, female girl/woman; usually found with a group of hotties. Known for cock-blocking because it never gets any action. Frowned upon by society.

That bloach needs to hit the gym before I vomit everywhere.

by Nadalfan33 April 29, 2011

blooch

The sound/bubble(s) made when a woman farts after you cum in her ass.

She let me blow my load in her ass, but then she blooched all over the sheets.

by The Shoat May 13, 2005

Bloach

n;The burnt remains of a marijuana cigar. n; the roach from a blunt. plural bloaches.

After Dan made $4000 in a week all you could in each of the five ashtrays throughout the house were bloaches. There was a bloach literaly in every ashtray in the house. WORD

by Benny B from the V A N C May 22, 2006

blerch

describing anythin extremly disqusting.

jane blerched all over the food in olive garden

aww man! i just blerched my pants

honey! the baby blerched all over the new tv

by tether foot August 5, 2009

Blochkin

When a person chokes while giving a blumpkin. When a person chokes on penis while giving a blow job to a person sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

I gave my girlfriend the funniest blochkin last night. She gagged right as i dropped a turd, yessssss!

by BSleepy June 13, 2010

borchelt

To expell gas from 2 orifices at once. Can result in an embarrassing situation possessing the guilty party with an overwhelming torque, causing a head-to-toe rotation. The moment of inertia can be calculated using standard equations and parameters:

I = mr^2

where
m is the mass,
and r is the (perpendicular) distance of the point mass to the axis of rotation.

A skydiver may borchelt, losing control of bodily functions in the middle of this unforgettable experience and flip in the sky, as if with no opposing force

by Seamus Doran October 10, 2007