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Blitzkrieg

A highly effective strategy that was fully utilised during WW2 by Nazi Germany.

It composed of 4 steps.
1. Find a weakpoint in the enemy line
2. Strike with artillery and smoke to take out most of the enemy force and reduce enemy visibility
3. Send in your armors (tanks) to take out the rest of the force
4. Footsoldiers go in to plunder and take.
"Hey Britain, nice TOG tank. But we made a new thing called BLITZKRIEG so your tank is obsolete now."
by yogha November 14, 2023
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anal blitzkreig

Ramming that bitch harder and faster than the London bombings in WWII. Hitler's tactics used on a female's anal canal.
Damn, that anal blitzkreig left her in cinders if you know what I mean. ;)
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Brazilian Blitzkrieg

While at a music festival in Brazil, you violently fight your way through the crowd while naked, thunderously nutting on everything and everyone.
"The music festival was so much fun, until someone started the Brazilian Blitzkrieg, I got absolutely drenched"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg

When you get angry at the kid with a peanut allergy so you nut in their face
Damn maybe I shouldn’t have pulled a Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg on Tommy, he’s in the hospital.
by Benjaminurmom April 17, 2022
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