Blithering Secant

Someone or something that has been an absolute idiot that there is no other thing you can call them. By referencing them to a line that intersects a parabola, you assert complete male alpha dominance.

Person 1 :"(does something idiotic)"
Me: "You Blithering Secant!"

by barbariancoc October 28, 2019

oh! ya blitherin!!

used when you have done something really stupid and you want to call attention to it

oh! ya blitherin!! just trip over the dog why don't ya

by TalikTheVampire February 10, 2021

Bithex

Half of a Quarthex, as seen in SMBC comic #854. Plural: Bithexes.

Q: What's a Quarthex?
A: Two Bithexes.

by indefinable October 19, 2009

Blite girl

A white girl that tries too hard to be black

Becky always acts like such a Blite girl.

by Charchef October 1, 2016

blythe stapleton

Hot ass guy with a very big dick

Blythe Stapleton is sooo hot.

by Doctor Big Shlongin Blythe November 6, 2017

blathenstip

The most beautiful, sexy, intelligent, (interesting) smoking hot Dutch woman anyone ever laid eyes on.

-"Dude did you meet Marieke?"
-"Yeah man I sure did, she's so blathenstip!

by zarlydoug October 24, 2020

Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.

“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”

by MHlovr March 9, 2022