Blaine County Prison

The place where you will get raped if you don't stay at least 5 feet apart from everyone at all times and watch your ass

Officer 1 : Welcome To Blaine County Prison. Try to stay at least 5 feet apart from everyone and watch your ass at all times if you don't want to be raped or shanked or both
Prisoner 881 : Are you fucking kidding me?
Guard 1 : No he's not now get in your fucking cell
Officer 1 : Have a nice life motherfucker

by Midnight616 June 10, 2020

No brainer

A girl who does not give head

person 1: I pulled my wee wee out and she did not want to suck it

person 2: yeah she is known as the only girl who doesn't give head she's a no brainer!

by DefTheDefguy July 25, 2022

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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
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by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

David Blaine

The act of promoting one’s self, abilities, or predicted achievements to impossibly high expectations only to crash and burn in such a public fashion people will use that failure as a gauge against other public failures for years to come.

After talking so much crap for the past two years about his Thai-bo skillz, Pauley got completely David Blained by that Ukrainian kid with the lazy eye.

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

Blaine

She Is someone you want to be around. She has a big heart and is loyal to everyone. She is usually smiling and putting a good mood in the air . She’s beautiful in the inside and outside but doesn’t know it . She is an amazing person that you’re missing out on. But don’t get on her bad side. She’s extremely sensitive and it’s easy to tear her heart to pieces .

Person 1: Dang she got an ass

Person 2: that’s definitely a blaine

by Bitchezz2331 November 22, 2018

Blaine Damaged

Descriptive of someone with no personality, who overcompensates by doing stupid things like live in a giant fishbowl for a week to impress chicks.

"Why is that prick sitting in his greenhouse with his shirt off? – He’s been there for days!"
"Don’t worry about it; he's blaine damaged"

by alt.magic.secrets May 19, 2006

Blaine

Blaine is a very fun person to be around he's really nice and puts his friends before him self. Is usually tall and has an athletic build. Loves sports and being around loved ones

Man I need a blaine in my life right now

by 1996001 March 13, 2017