bitches aint shit

Originally a Dr. Dre song, but has since evolved into a generic saying used to blow off a shitty situation involoving a female. The song has since been remade by Ben Folds.

Guy: Dude, I broke up with Anna last night.

Friends: Screw her dude, bitches aint shit, lets get wasted.

by peaceoutmaw December 10, 2006

bitcheswithchildrenitis

A psychological condition resulting from dating to many single mothers with bad ass children. The effects of Bitcheswithchildrenitis are anger, sexual aggrivation, and the sensation of choking the living shit out of the women's annoying cock-blocking child.

Related words: Childroz, Bitches With Children, bastard breeders, Hoes with Childroes, cock-blockers, money depleaters, child-support grabbers, baby-momma, baby-daddy, bitch don't call me no moe,

As a result of being forced to take Cathy's cock-blocking kids out on a date with them. Brad was out $150 dollars, didn't get any coochie, and developed a bad case of Bitcheswithchildrenitis

by Dwayne January 15, 2004

catty bitches

When two or more girls, age is unimportant but usually between 2-99 years, are threatened by the other. The use of snappy put downs over hair, make up, body image, boyfriends, money, lack of or excessive sexual relations, anything that they think will hurt the others feelings and strike at their insecurities.

Kelly: and Cathy said "Oh my god Britney, your hair cut makes you look shorter, but like you still look like you weigh the same." Then Britney goes "Jeez, Cathy, I'm surprised you took time away from looking for guys you think have money to blow to notice." I mean, she does blow every guy with a BMW, and I'm all like :With both of you dressed in last year's style, neither of you should be talking."

Brad: I thought you were all friends.

Kelly: But we are.

Brad: No you're just a bunch of catty bitches.

Kelly: If you can't be supportive of me, I really don't think this is going to work out.

Brad: You told Cathy I just got that new M3, right?

by Misty Bottoms September 9, 2013

batch of bitches

1. Bundle or seven bitches

2. A woman who is such a credibly enormous bitch that it seems you are dealing with a bundle or seven bitches all at once

"You're a batch of bitches, seven bitches in a bundle!" -Duane Cook

by benhookiscool December 29, 2014

National get some bitches day

It's may 9th and ur going to school

Teacher: go get some bitches
You:what why
Teacher:its national get some bitches day

by Bloxz March 5, 2022

Hakuna Matata Bitches

No worries for the rest of your days...bitches

Used to bring your self up and further push some one down used to address a losing group mostly

I just picked up first place in the spelling bee, hakuna matata bitches

by BombaGoBackToTheVillage March 5, 2009

Mr. Bitches

Pimp of all pimps. Holder of the finest bitches worldwide! Mr. Bitches is known for his Bitch Berry and immaculate taste in fashion. He carries a personality that can attract any bitch with a point from his bitch cane and yell, "HAH!"

Mr. Bitches needs to knows if Mr. Bitches gonna have himself a fine bitch to throw around, HAH!

by Csythe February 3, 2010