Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

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Beat Sesh

Another name for masturbating/ wacking off/ Jerking off/ beatin it. The art of pleasuring oneself.

After a rough day at school, James had a crucial Beat Sesh, sucks his mom walked in on him.

by Herbageman420 March 6, 2009

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Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

by Mark2791 December 16, 2008

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A beat friend is someone that won’t ask a question when you take a “ten minute break” or when you get a “snack”. They know exactly what your doing but won’t say anything about it because they so the same things. Y’all both know y’all masturbating but won’t say anything and has complete understanding

Conrad:yo Brandon I need a ten minute break sharon just sent me nudes

Brandon:imma take a ten minute break too

Conrad: man we beat friends aren’t we

Brandon:Hell yeah we are

by Bicboibrandon June 4, 2019

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beat geek

a person that is obsessed with music - made popular by the band The Beat Geeks

Mother: "Lukas has been in the studio for 20 hours now!"
Father: "C'mon, you know he is beat geek."

by ricci-s September 10, 2010

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Beater Shades

A cheap pair of non-designer sun glasses that can be tossed around, dropped, scratched, or lost. These glasses can be found at gas stations, flea markets, or events like Warped Tour. One of the most popular styles of beater shades are imitation Ray Bans made of cheap plastic with neon colored arms, usually given away as freebies at concerts.

I'm just going to bring a pair of beater shades to the beach, I always loose them anyway

by Thatoneracingguy November 29, 2012

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