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beating the bishop

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?
by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003
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beating the record

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.
My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.
by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009
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ankle biting bunnies

The feeling you get after smoking some particularly paranoia-inducing drug. Can also be used to describe footage produced by hallucinogens.
Shit, cracka, I got a bad case of the ankle biting bunnies.
by Jereboam November 16, 2010
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day bathing

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.
I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.
by TeaInTheMoment June 2, 2018
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Baking Soda

Sodium bicarbonate used for turning cocaine into crack.
"I just bought some common baking soda at the store. I'm gonna use it as a base to cook this coke into free-base crack cocaine. Then I'm gonna sell some and smoke the rest. Party!"
by TunaPlusMayo June 3, 2017
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beating a dead horse

It doesn't matter how much you want to continue riding beating a dead horse is not going to get you anywhere.

If something is already done and over with there is no point in still talking about it.

If something is already broken there is no point in trying to use it.
Someone breaks up with there girl/boyfriend and continues to bitch about them to there friends weeks later. That person is beating a dead horse, the relationship is over there is no point in thinking about it since the matter is already resolved with you having broken up.

Relationship = dead horse
Bitching about it = beating it

Trying over and over to start your car after you've been in an accident where it is clear that the car is not going to work.

Broken Car = dead horse
Trying to start it = beating it
by Bradley Groot February 19, 2008
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bathing bra

Bikini tops that are worn in place of a bra, normally covered by a tank top, wife beater, or shaggy old vintage beach tee. Bathing Bras are worn when one has the intention of going to the beach, pool, or fitting into a socal stereotype during the summer months of the year. Used as a support system, even though we all know bikini tops don't provide that much support...
Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks?

Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.
by erieee December 14, 2009
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