bagbreath

when a man or womans breath reeks of a sweaty nut sack

Hey bagbreath, shine my shoes.
Damn dude...you got some bad bagbreath happenin!
I went to make out with this hottie last night, but I couldnt get close enough to her mouth cause of the rancid bagbreath she had!

by Lunicus September 14, 2006

batcrap crazy

A person who is batcrap crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATcrap CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batcrap crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batcrap. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATCRAP CRAZY. ( thank/thanks kbli)

It has been reported brain eating zombies protesting in Washington DC, one was quoted as saying " we are not only starving, we are asking the FDA, to require labeling for those whom are batcrap crazy, warning "taste like batcrap", FDA defended their policy position, "we here at monsanto don't believe in labeling what we put in anyone's food"

by twz January 31, 2015

Public Bathroom

Only used for desperate measures. From the outside it looks pleasant, but one foot in(or one nostril in) and a tidal wave of smells enter your respiratory system causing years and years of emotional and physical trauma to the lungs, gasping for air. Every door to every stall is broken, with either a lock that doesn't close all the way, or a lock that is so covered in grime so when the door is closed you're afraid of being locked in forever. Every toilet has some form of shit or piss stain on the toilet seat, so ladies, prepare for squats. The sinks are always automatic, so they either never work or they stop after running for two seconds. Also, the soap resembles that common smell of hospital soap. Who doesn't love smelling like that? Lastly, 99% of the time the paper towel holders are empty, so you're only option is using the dryer that pumps out mouthfuls of air while still managing to sound like a 42 ton truck driving at full speed.

I'm a mother of five children and I need to take a piss, oh goody a public bathroom!

by stumpytrumpy101 September 7, 2016

Group Bathroom

A bunch of homies going to the bathroom together and having a laugh, usually arranged in the middle of school.

"Hey Sahil, wanna have a group bathroom"

"Yeah sure, put it on the group chat so the other boys know where to come"

by Bossfish2002 March 3, 2019

Barbra

Strong willed with a fiery personality. Gets shit done. Beautiful person inside and out and has a heart of gold. Fiercly protective of friends and family. Has rages of anger if crossed. Nothing is off limits when seeking revenge.

Everyone should be like Barbra

Don't do that or Barbra will have you

by Godlikeman April 26, 2019

bathroom wall

bit of space treated as a whiteboard (but often, a permanent marker like Sharpie is used) to write about how they feel about someone, or to announce or advertise something

"for the biggest jugs in dallas, dial (555) 98-99-100!! p.s. mandy has crabs" was what samantha wrote on the bathroom wall

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

bathroom karma

when you clean up the bathroom toilet and surrounding area after taking a major dump, with the hope that other users of the bathroom will do the same thing - since you'll likely be coming back there later that day to use the bathroom again.

dude, i wiped my seat and changed the roll of paper after my last shit since i'm trying to score some bathroom karma. that burrito i had for lunch isn't sitting well and i'm sure i'll be back in the bathroom later this afternoon.

by wland May 21, 2011