Bastes

word meaning basist rhyming with rasist and rapist

see Rastes
Div/Dave of the band www.divandthedivs.co.uk
by sophie December 19, 2004
mugGet the Bastesmug.

Shit Basted

To be basted in shit, typically that of their own creation, as a method of humiliation.
Guys, come watch Adil getting shit basted over here.
by Tim Allen 2.0 April 29, 2021
mugGet the Shit Bastedmug.

Bast's Ass

The T H I C C E S T booty known to Entrion.
I WANNA SLAM DUNK THE HELL OUT OF BAST'S ASS.
by Diddy Pudding May 3, 2019
mugGet the Bast's Assmug.

breast basting

The spraying of male ejaculate onto the breasts of a female such as to provide total coverage. The volume and coverage area is key, as simply a few drops does not constitute a basting
Dave: Hey bro I fucked Chelsea Wyant last night...pussy was poppin!!

Adam: Nice! I know that’s been a long time in the works. You must have given her a nice glazing.

Dave: Hell yea I did a pull and skeet...gave a proper breast basting
by Sam Sambo May 1, 2021
mugGet the breast bastingmug.

baste bost

To bost one's baste
I baste bost servr
by SamTiz February 11, 2022
mugGet the baste bostmug.

Pork basting

the practice of cookery, where you slowly add the nectar of ones large pork loin unto ones self to make one as crispy as an anorexic in the sun wearing keratin oil factor zero.
my you look crispy, is that the pork basting technique you've used or did you just rub liquid spam on your shoulders??
by Bernhard Matthews March 7, 2008
mugGet the Pork bastingmug.

Turkey Baste

The act of filling a turkey baster with mayonnaise, then injecting it into a sleeping victims anus.
Guy 1: Hey is he going to bed early?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy1: You should totally Turkey Baste him.
by j0tc35v October 30, 2012
mugGet the Turkey Bastemug.

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