To go to Barnard Castle

To go on a pointless drive.

Specifically against all recommended advice and especially when feeling unwell.

"Despite there being a global pandemic, and all medical advice and governmental regulation (which I helped to write) saying to the contrary, I had to go to Barnard Castle.

This trip needlessly put in danger anybody I may inadvertently have come across due to my families recent exposure to Covid-19. I needlessly took this drive because I recklessly drove the 270miles from London to Durham and had to check whether I was safe to take the pointless 270 mile journey home again."

by DomCummings May 26, 2020

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barn yard pimp

free range chicken

hey bitch fry me up that barnyard pimp !!!!!!!, i wanna git sum dat barn yard pimp from kfc

by racnjag May 25, 2011

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barnyarding

Snoring too louding, thereby making the room sound like it contains several barnyard animals.

Karen to Ken: If you don't stop barnyarding I am going to have to ask you to sleep on the couch.

by CRoserock December 11, 2007

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Tom Barnard

One of the most popular local radio personalities in the country, so much that he is the main reason that Howard Stern pulled his radio show from the Twin Cities market. He is noted for being the leader of the KQ Morning Show and his voice-over acting, most recently for Home Depot. He isn't afraid to call a fool a fool, even if that person is a minority. People that don't listen to his morning show are known for listening to the overrated (KDWB), overly-cheery (KS95), poser badass/burnout (93X) garbage that every other TC station puts out on weekday mornings. People that complain about his show are hyper-sensitive bleeding hearts that can go listen to the pretentious, stuck-up garbage on MPR anytime.

Tom Barnard's KQ morning show is the best ever, even though the station's music isn't always my favorite.

by jarshrawb May 30, 2009

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barnard

the growing up of a male boy without an actual father figure, someone that had to teach themselves the lessons in life and as such missed a couple things.

Dude1: you dont know how to set a hook??

Dude2: No man, how do you set a hook?

Dude1: You gotta tug a little when you see a nibble.

Dude2: Oh, sorry, im such a barnard.

by Beaver81 August 7, 2008

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