A Barber Shop Throwover is the act of masturbating while under the concealment of a barber or salon apron during a haircut or other cosmetic treatment. A proper Barber Shop Throwover is performed with enough stealth and subterfuge as to not attract the attention of the hair professional. Nomenclature may differ widely based on geographical region, but Barber Shop Throwover and its associated etymology is considered the proper descriptive term.
Having received a raging boner from the hot female stylist, the man executed a Barber Shop Throwover with ninja-like precision.
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Bob : How was your night with Emma man?
Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise
Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise
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A glass instrument for smoking methylamphetamine. It can be professionally blown or as simple as a light bulb and a pen.
I'm tweaking off my head cos the glass barbecue shattered me.
I was scattered off me head from the glass barby so thought it would be a good idea to cook up some shards in Walmart.
I was scattered off me head from the glass barby so thought it would be a good idea to cook up some shards in Walmart.
by heathclit December 27, 2011
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A barbecue arranged by a boring old twat. No one turns up except his ugly girlfriend. They eat garlic bread at a plastic table, then proceed to drink gin and tonic until they're almost comatose. At which point the boring fat twat plays crap music very loud and dances like a spack. No Pork Scotch Barbecue is complete without the tedious "host" donning a leather cowboy hat, imagining he's a 5 foot 4 Clint Eastwood.
Flonkule: Is The Porky Scotcher at work today?
Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?
Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!
Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?
Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!
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