Botox barbie

Usually a high matience woman who is a bitch.She is usually obsessed with her outer appearance and may have had botox injections or plastic surgery.

That slut Victoria is a fucking botox barbie.

by Mckenzie thinks jess is rad December 11, 2007

Barbieism

The futile attempts of beta females to superficially replicate the look of alpha females via fake bolt-on breasts, fake spray-on tans, hair extensions and so on.

Envy of much prettier and more successful women leads to desparate Barbieism in trailer trash wannabes.

by Sarasplayroom.com February 21, 2009

Barbie and Ken

Two plastic dolls that are made by Mattel.
Barbie however has seemed to have dumped ken, for a younger boy. She, too, has gotten younger. She started out in her 20's and now shes in high school, and is dating younger boys.

Girl 1: Ohmigod. barbie is in highschool. when i played with her she was more like an adult.
Girl 2: Yeah. I know. shes a lucky bitch. I wish i had a fountain of youth and a dream car and a dream house.
Girl 1: Me too.
Girl 2: And she gets a new younger boy friend every year.
Girl 1: YEAH! Its not barbie and ken anymore. More like Barbie has a crush on major Todd.

by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006

Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.

Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.

by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020

Time barrier

Noun: the theoretical limit of real-time velocity in the known universe, at which point positive time halts, and the mass of any object traveling at that speed become infinite and incapable of any increase in velocity.

"In 1994, Dr. Miguel Alcubierre formulated a hypothetical propulsion system that could, in theory, break the time barrier."

by speedog June 25, 2010

Jersey Barrier

Named after the only place on earth where multiple ten foot long, two ton pieces of concrete need to stop people from driving into oncoming traffic.

Thank God there are Jersey Barriers in New Jersey, otherwise head-on collisions would be a staple of driving in that state.

by coopedup13 March 23, 2008

Barber middle school

Barber Middle School is the most trash ass school!! the kids think they big and bad, the teachers smell like ass, some teachers dnt wear fucking underwear with their nasty selfs, and the office ppl are disrespectful, ugly, and they middle parts smell. the lunch is nasty. u find hair in it. and the hallways are so small!! IM TELLING YOU RN DO NOT GO TO BARBER MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!! if ur parents are tryna take u- jump out of the car!! tbh ion think the ppl in the back heard me DO NOT COME TO BARBER MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!!-aaliyah m (amosc: littlecrazy103)

Barber middle school is a trash school.

by amosc:littlecrazy103 June 6, 2019