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baptu

It can mean anything as it is omnipotent, origins are from the great nation of Baptustan, there is only one true Baptu known to man yet unknown to all, followers of Baptu are on a constant search for their prophet as he will rarely appear. Most recent sighting has been on the online video game rocket league.
“Do you know Baptu? Yes or no?”
“Do you know kys”
by Yizu Stanzio Enreek May 14, 2021
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Beer Baptism

After finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.
Friend 1: "Hey were you drinking in the shower again? You never cleaned up your bottles."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."

Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."
by MechAkrasia January 2, 2017
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Westboro Baptist Church

A church that everyone, INCLUDING CHRISTIANS, hate. Known for picketing funerals and walking around with posters that says "God hates (X)". Also rejoice over dead kids and the likes.
When the Westboro Baptist Church decided to picket Jeff Hanneman's funeral, they didn't know what would happen when they went up against thousands of Slayer Fans. Needless to say, they didn't come out of that one looking pretty.
by Anhilliator1 February 3, 2017
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canadian baptism

The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.
"My bad man, I was busy all day saturday and missed the canadian baptism, see you at the next one"
by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017
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Santa’s Baptism

When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)
by Convinced Felon December 21, 2020
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Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.
Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.
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St. Jean Baptiste Day

The 24th of June marks the Feast of St John the Baptist. This is known as St Jean Baptiste Day to French speaking cultures.

Celebrated in QUEBEC with cool fireworks and parties and BOX SOCIALS!
The Annual Ahmed Saad Box Social is held every year on St. Jean Baptiste Day
by Adil June 19, 2004
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