Spartan-Banker

A Finance-Broker or Just an Average-Joe Who Embezzles People For Money To Get What They Want/Deserve For Personal Gain or For Pleasure. Most Spartan-Bankers Are Usually Greedy Male Jewish-Lawyers, Latino or Asian Single-Moms, Black or Hispanic-College/University Studies Typically Military-Veterans (Who Were Probably Assigned To The Finance-Corps as Acquisition Managers or NCOs) Who Need The Money To Survive on Besides Their Montgomery GI Bill, and High-School or College Students Who Can't Get What They Want Because Their Parents Say "No" So They Steal People's Money off the internet, typically credit cards.

Bernie Madoff Was Defiantly a Spartan-Banker.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 14, 2016

The Phantom Banker

He who banks but does not claim also known as, "The Secret Banker".

There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.

He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...

Boy 1 - Who just banked that?
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

by G_UNIT123 October 16, 2013

Vedant Banker

Vedant is the name of a hot and sexy male. he is very good in bed and especially good with people named jasmine. He is over 20 inches and sometimes he could barely fit it all inside . He is very addicted to sports and is a very good husband

Girl: Holy shit it is Vedant Banker
Girl: Oh I also see a jasmine
Girl: Perfect match

by AdudeManGuy August 16, 2023

nicholas campbell banker

shutup he's cooler than u, he used to b fatter than FRAGINNG GODZILLAZZZ
but now he is less , not leZ but leS

hey is that nicholas campbell banker?

by nicholas campbell banker November 28, 2021

Big banker

A bitchless nigga who gets mad bank

Ima big banker$$$

by Theoneandolybanker April 28, 2022

Butt banker

Anyone who likes to receive and hold deposits of sperm in their derrière.

Derrick is a butt banker. None better at returning your investment.

Sam has been a proud butt banker as long as I have known him.

Lisa loves the butt banking business. Customer satisfaction is her top priority!

by Havesomefun September 27, 2025

baby banker

A kid that comes out of the womb and wants to be an investment banker or a quant. They usually do not have much of a personality and think “walk me through a dcf” is a good conversation starter.

“This freshman was talking mad game about his DCF for Berkshire Hathaway, what a baby banker”

by Finance Brah February 25, 2025