A hockey player who uses the wrong curved stick on purpose so he can always shoot backhanders. Righty who buys a lefty stick or vice versa.
Larry was an experienced hockey player who wanted to try something new and try to fool the goalie on every shot. He became backhand man.
by backhandhockeyman14 March 18, 2015
I need to get out of this place next week! I'm about to have to give out so many Backhand Pats so people will help
by NotWadeW July 06, 2017
It's a way to pour a mixer with a little more punch. Pour your normal alcoholic spirit into a glass, fill it with a soda of your choice and before serving gently pour another shot of spirit in a circular motion on top.
Oldmate takes a sip of a drink he's just been served "geez mate this has a bit of a kick to it!"
Server replies " you wanted something with a bit of a sting mate so the backhander you got"
Server replies " you wanted something with a bit of a sting mate so the backhander you got"
by Team Jelly June 19, 2022
by ksjaifjiudajfu November 28, 2020
A threesome where one girl is riding you and the other is sucking your balls while sticking her finger in your butt, hitting your male G-spot
Me: Those two girls are freaky nasty.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.
by Joe the Llama January 10, 2020
A backhand forged out of rage and anger. it shows the victim all the wrong that they have done on impact.
by daxter35 October 30, 2014
The Afghan back is a just another way of rubbing one out, having a wank, belting one out on the blue veined banjo masturbating for short. This style originates from the middle east which incorperates a method of sneakyness slash egotistical masturbation.
The process of the Afghan Backhand starts with bending your wrist back cutting off the blood to your hand for at least 10 mins this will render your hand anesthetized. Now prop your right leg up unto a table and with your right hand reach back around the outside of your thigh and grab your penis. Because of the lose of sensation in your digits and the limited vision from your thigh you may find it hard to locate your cock. Dont give up you only have a limited time to nutt one out before the feeling comes back to your hand and the deceite seeps in. Enjoy!
by nutbags August 17, 2010