bloatmobile

a motor vehicle of excessive size and weight for its intended purpose; any vehicle that is far larger than it needs to be.

My minivan was okay when I was hauling a large family around, but for solo commuting it's a bloatmobile.

by Carlos el Gato June 17, 2009

Bloptart

getting your dome sucked while eating a poptart

"Your mom gave me a bloptart while i was eating a cinnamon kind...my favorite."

by spindrahNIPPLES December 30, 2009

Blobtard

A person who spends all of his free time trolling, scamming, and producing smear campaigns on social networks against groups and individuals or Cyber Cancer.

Hey Jenny, I left that group on Facebook. The guy that was running it was such a Blobtard.

by Selfemployed July 31, 2012

Blarta

The ship name for two lovers connected by the power of happiness. This one word refers to two people, but condenses their names into one, so you can address them as one.

Aww... Look! Blarta is over there! Hi Blarta!

by MJM13 June 6, 2017

Bloath

'Bloody Oath'

'St George are so good'

'Yeah bloath'

by johnooooooistheman October 3, 2017

Bloatmeal

The feeling you get 30 minutes after eating oatmeal.

Everyone is ready to go hiking. Why is James still in the bathroom? "He had a bowl of bloatmeal"

by Mark2020 January 3, 2019

blooth

When she scrapes her tooth on your dong and the pain lingers through the entire soul

“Aww fuck you just bloothed me!”

by NikeCumlord January 31, 2023