blaum

The moment when you see a female worth looking at, but is immediately drawn down by a parent being right next to her.

"Dude check out that blaum over there!" I know man too bad she's with her mom."

by fmatch06 August 23, 2011

Blauid

A made up word people go around saying and they claim it is either French or German. In reality no such word exists

Person: BLAUID!!!
me: What does that mean?
Person: I don't know but it sounds German

by alphabet man February 27, 2013

blaugh creampie

it is an act of ejaculating inside a black chick so that she cremapies

Blaugh creampie: is the act of creampieing a black chick

Damn, i just love that blaugh, i said .

by _nate_doggz_ June 5, 2016

Blaugher

People who have a sudden transition from laughing to having a serious face. Like you tell them something funny and they really laugh but then instead of gradually reducing their laugh, the just cut it off.

Larry: “Did you see Neil daGrasse Tyson hosting that show on Nat Geo yesterday? That guy's such a blaugher."

by Desni bek May 22, 2018

Blaujob

A job with absolutely zero benefits and no future

Are used to work for trade off that was a real Blaujob

by Blaujob June 16, 2018

Blaugh

To burp and laugh at the same time.

I laughed so hard I blaughed.

by Toothless 97 October 17, 2018

blauming

When one cyclist posts over another cyclist's ride in a blatent attempt to lure others away from a previously posted bike ride.

I can't believe you are so guilty of blauming my Tunitas Creek climb with a wussy Golden Gate Park loop posting.

by ausable ames August 28, 2018