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assrape

What happens to a man when he is subjected to no-fault divorce in the court system. It typically includes the loss of his children, the taking of his money, and the knowledge that the supposed "perfect" justice system is completely biased towards the woman
Poor Joe, he came home one day to find the house empty and his son gone, along with a summons to family court. He was able to fight to see his child twice a year and pays his ex-wife 13,000/year in child support. He is the victim of assrape

If you are a man, the only verb that applies to you in a U.S. family court system. Equality means the woman gets everything and the man receives assrape

Go Justice! Go Assrape!
by Will_I_Aren't December 2, 2010
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assram

ASSRAM Anti-tank Sabot Shedding Rocket Assisted Munition
The enemy tanks were ripped to shreds when hit by assram.
by Neil from Chemainus April 18, 2006
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assraping

1. The penetration of an unsolicited dick in your ass.

2. An extremely difficult test that requires copious amounts of lubrication to survive.
"Bubba assraped me in the showers yesterday. It was traumatic."

"I hope you lubricated for that Chem test because it's a complete and brutal assraping."
by Turtlittle September 27, 2013
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ass aura

A strange scent/warm feeling that arises out of one's ass and/or chair that appears when said person has been sitting in said chair for a prolonged period. Mostly caused by a combination of a hot day, a poorly ventilated seat/pants, and a naturally sweaty ass.
Bob refused to sit down for the meeting, for he did not want to stink up the room with embarrassing ass aura.
by Koizumi Shinichiro May 9, 2007
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Asraa

A woman with a flirty laugh, beautiful eyes, and large breasts.

A very beautiful and talented women, loved by all. Envied by many. Can be crazy in bed.
Zaaaamn you tryna date an asraa or nah?

Guy#1: See that woman over there? Look at the size of those breasts!

Guy #2: Yupp she's as asraa.
by 101pandabear101 May 5, 2014
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assrape

to get totally scammed or taken advantage of
Holy shit, it's ten bucks to get into the new Tomb Raider movie? What a total assrape.
Your boss jypped you overtime? Holy assrape.
by d July 27, 2003
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aural sex

Sexual intercourse involving one or more penises being inserted into the earhole(s). Also known as an "ear-job".
"maybe I can get some aural tonight"
"I got some aural last week, I fucked her earhole so hard she couldn't hear for a week"
by k§Y June 15, 2003
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