Astronomical Neck

when a girl gives you the best head you’ve ever received.

“Yeah bro, she gave me that astronomical neck last night. It was crazy”

by 5sosl October 16, 2021

Astronomy

This is a mental disorder created by people to get you to base your very own personality off of a star. You can not act like a animal shaped star in space my nigga.

Astronomy ain’t real.

by Zyke_thatnigga444 July 21, 2022

astronut lollipop

When you forcibly jam one testicle in your partners ass while thrusting in her space

Borty entered her assmosphere with his astronut lollipop during blast off!

by AzRev July 28, 2022

Astronut lollipop

The astronut lollipop is When you are blasting doggy style and a space rock gets lodged in the backdoor with suction!

I hit it so hard I ended up with an astronut lollipop for my girl to suck on.

by AzRev August 3, 2022

Astronomical

To be amazed

To be dfined as a wonderful spirit

You are an astronomical figure

by Astronimical February 2, 2023

astronomy

gigachad science

astrology believer: EWWW YOUR A CANDY CORN GO AWAY CAN PRICORN

astronomy believer: fuck you, astrology doesn't exist, go understand some real shit like fucking planets and not "personalities of star signs and their stars in space" or some shit

astrology believer: i dont care capri sun corn ewww cant have a life

astronomy believer: well do signs have a fucking life, dumbass? "i cant be with you your a sagger my pants tarius" "sorry that i stabbed you 34 times in the stomach! im just a scalpion!" "ew your an aquamarius, your so unsmart lol" "stop my love! im just a virgin, thats why i cheat, please!!!" "OMG! you're a piss these??? LETS BE MARRIED WE ARE COMPATIBLE OMGGGGGGGGG"

by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023

Astronoids

A mistaken comment made by Mary Cherry when she is grossed out and stressed out from blood, guts, bugs.

They should be wearing their Astronoids outfit.

by TheDudeMandigo June 10, 2023