Asswhipe

Anyone who discriminates against someone because of race, sex, religion, orientation, heritage, or music genre. Also people who are "anti-jonas"

Guy: "FUCKING FAGGOT!!"
Brandy: Do you know that guy?
Gay man: no he's an asswhipe though...

by ay dey dey{[wants a jonas]} February 20, 2009

kenyon asswhipe

lover of dildos, but only if they're lubed up and ready to go. a down syndrome child, who just wants to help people. Likes hardcore gay pornos, fingers his butthole while watching the porn. Always wanting to fuck little kittens and puppies. never whipes his ass after pooping, hence the name asswhipe.

Man your acting like a real kenyon asswhipe

by puk840560437 March 20, 2013

Asswipe

Someone who was concieved as a result of "back to front" wiping after anal sex

I'm your dad Asswipe.

by BigRob78 January 11, 2008

asswipe

1. A slang, vulgar term referring to toilet paper.

I can't take a crap without using some asswipe.

by star8706 February 1, 2003

asswipe

undeserving of anal consideration

smelly like toilet paper

pejorative of anal uncleanliness

i can believe what an asswipe that guy is

u asswipe..clean up ur act!!!

by nanza63 November 11, 2010

Asswipe

Another word for toilet paper, pronounced As-weep-eh.

John (talking on the phone): Hang on a second there, bill, I have to use a asswipe.

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

asswipe

Shit residue.

After brushing one's anal region with absorbant paper tissue, the semi-liquid matter that appears to form a brush or perhaps a feather-like pattern. It is quickly examined, rated and disposed.

by vince February 26, 2004