Assmued

The feeling of attraction towards anything non-human, especially canines.

Sappho is assmued toward German Shepherds. Therefore she must burn at the stake.

by Esteban did your mom January 26, 2022

Assumer

A person who assumes

Oh you're gonna assume now you assumer?

by RetardedRuby April 24, 2022

Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors

I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.

by GJeezz May 25, 2022

Assume

Welp...

Hym "I'm just going to assume that if I was giving away people's likeness someone would have brought it up and I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2023

Assume

Jerome is a bitch

Assume ass bitch

by Jman123456789 October 3, 2025

mutually assured

to feel safe because others feel the same way
peer support
feel the same as someone

now that i'm mutually assured i'll do the driveby with u boys

by teddyK September 13, 2003

mutually assured

A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.

"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."

by lexicographer September 15, 2003