Asshat

To have ones hat on ones ass. The ass is not the most common area to place ones hat. Hence the implication that to have ones hat on ones ass is just plain stupid. Often used when drunk to refer to someone who has just broken a pinki promise.

"You sir are an asshat" "Tom come back here, quit being an asshat" "I'm sorry I was an asshat"

by Kurt (biscuits) Russell December 9, 2014

asschunk

1.) A rather noticable piece of shit from someone's ass.

2.) Dingleberry.

3.)

"Don't look now, but I think that guy just less loose an asschunk!"

"Don't eat the asschunk!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 31, 2004

asscherry

its ur assvirginity commenly known as a asscherry

person one: hey who poped ur asscherry
person two: o it was andrice

by igoturmomsasscherry April 27, 2010

Asscheeks

I like to shake my jiggle-wiggle crack!
I got two asscheeks on my back
You know I'm comin' comin' round, when you hear that ass-clappin' sound
Crack crack crack
Triple boom from my back
Hear my asscheeks flap!
Oh yeah.

Oh! How my asscheeks are trembling with delight!

by couchpotatofr March 19, 2023

asshalf

Someone who is such a prick or is so obnoxious that he isn't worth being called an asshole.

That guy isn't even an asshole, he's an asshalf.

by SFSMaus March 11, 2006

Asshattery

The activities which lead one to become called an asshat.

**sees man on TV trying to launch model rocket off of his thickly moussed-back long hair**

"what manner of asshattery is this?"

by Faber_tastic September 12, 2006

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of acting similar to or completely like an asshat.

2. Similar to or completely like "foolishness".

1. "What you are doing here is, frankly, good sir, complete asshattery."

2. "Stop this asshattery at once!"

by Drevay June 27, 2005