A great statistical evaluation, primarily akin to the southern border, sometimes prevalent in the Eastern coast, a term used with the conjunction of being an asshole.
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1) The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.
2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.
2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.
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Mark: I have to hand it to you, Ralph, you are a true asstmer indeed! Now get the hell out of my house before I pound your butt . . . but leave your Chickorita card. She rocks!
Mark: I have to hand it to you, Ralph, you are a true asstmer indeed! Now get the hell out of my house before I pound your butt . . . but leave your Chickorita card. She rocks!
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”We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
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