assbroccoli

Excessive body hair growing on the gluteal region of males.

Your assbroccoli is truly Guinness-Book-of-World-Records worthy.

by Ragafin April 4, 2003

assflogger

a person who enjoys spanking of the ass.

dude, hes such an assflogger...look at him smackin up on that girl while fucking her doggy style.

by lauren February 7, 2004

asstrots

n. The product of a night that starts out at the Mexican buffet and ends up in the last stall of some shithole pub.

adv. To have a case of the Tijuana shitstorms, directly related to low quality deep fried food and excessive hard liquor (or in some cases, piss beer). The victim typically trots like a horse to the bathroom in a panic.

"I never knew chimichangas and Jaegar could produce such a plethora of asstrots all over the back wall of the handicap stall at The Elbow Room."

"There goes Melvin with the asstrots all the way to the shitter! Hope he doesn't blow an O-ring."

by Kissel Krooner August 25, 2010

assrobot

1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot

2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind

3- A mechanical donkey

"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."

"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"

"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."

by Batrastard July 14, 2003

asstronomical

the study of anal sex

what i did last night

by babyboy001 February 17, 2004

asstrology

The practice of pulling horoscopes and other as(s)trological information out of one's rear.

Don't bother with your horoscope, it's just asstrology.

My friend checks the asstrology column in the newspaper every day.

by Rilcis January 22, 2011

assfrog

A male that gets carried away whilst indulging in anal sex.
i) Often witnessed on porn sets.
ii) Whilst performing, male will go apeshit and plunge into the unlubricated rectum of a female co-star without remorse.
iii) Behavior ends up causing off-centered penetration and blood loss of the receiving "victim".

Porn star 1: I hated that scene!
Porn star 2: Uhm....there's blood running down your leg sister....
Porn star 1: Yeah I know, that Dean is such a self centered assfrog...

by Bapao March 25, 2008