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assstalker

Someone who is prone to fucking asses, especially - someone who fucks asses he is not supposed to fuck.
My boyfriend is such a fucking assstalker
by Dr. Fragemann August 28, 2005
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Liquidating Assets

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011
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assistant cock sucker

Any 3rd party that assists with the physical act of sucking a cock. These acts of assistance may include, but are not limited to massaging the balls, fingering the butt, or licking the grundle. The role of the assistant cock sucker is not to be confused with that of the assistant TO the cock sucker.
1. My wife wouldn't let me cop a fully from the assistant cock sucker...what a bitch.

2. Rhonda juggles nuts like a real veteran assistant cock sucker
by john madden from the nf of l December 16, 2009
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Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.
one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".
by Jeffey VonDarkeet March 15, 2008
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rage of a thousand asses

a public restroom os area that smeels so bad you can distinctly pick out the scent of a thousand asses. came up with because of the smell of the thrift town bathroom.
boy that restroom had the rage of a thousand asses going on.
by george January 20, 2005
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Asserting Dominance

When you take your friend's burrito and eat it and not letting him have it back at any cost.
Teo died attempting asserting dominance, but failed leaving his friend with a tasty burrito.
by EpicMangoWafflez May 20, 2016
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Men's Asses!

Pronounced: MEAAHNS ASSESS!
An expression you use as a substitute for Fuck, shit, crap, damn, dammit, etc.
Danny: I saw your mom at the mall last night; i think she was returning your new kicks.
Joe: Men's Asses!
by VickiDefiner February 14, 2009
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