ASAFP

An acronym for: "As Soon As Fucking Possible". Sooner than ASAP (as soon as possible).

Bill: Dude, where the fuck have you been? It's been forever!
Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!

by urmommycock August 4, 2011

Assafia

A land in Algeria that is famous for containing the mystical region and village of Cherguiya

Guy1:so i've been to assafia last week on a motorcycle.
Guy2:did you visit cherguiya ?
Guy1:ofc bruv nearly got charmed by the sunrise and passed the 1 hour limit , but here i am.

by verytrustworthy1 April 28, 2023

assairaanh

A person who does not believe in masturbation. Will deny all accounts of sex.

See masturbation

Also related nun

<Cr3ton> sup joe00steel
<joe00steel> ...
<Cr3ton> Heard you had a nice night ;)
<joe00steel> me? no. i slept.
<Cr3ton> You are such a assairannh.

by P0s3r! March 7, 2004

Absafuckinglootly

Absa-fucking-lootly: means to dramatically express complete agreement (to highly agree with something or someone with much enthusiasm). It is similiar to the word absolutely, but with a much deeper meaning. Most people tend to scream this word or pump their fist when saying "Absa-fucking-lootly" to show how passionately they agree with something."

Question: "Hey Molly, do you have any q-tips?"
Response: "Absa-fucking-lootly"

Question: "Hey Molly, how about that ride in? You like it?

Response: "Absafuckinglootly!!"

by CountryBumpkinCowgirl May 18, 2011

Assai Dosai Applam Vadai

It translates to "Desire Crepe Poppadom Lentil-Donut". It is a euphemism for wishful thinking or high hopes.

Boy: Do you want to be fuck buddies?
Girl: Assai Dosai Applam Vadai!

by themaddatascientist May 19, 2016

asaf

asaf is the prettiest guy you will ever know

he is smart kind and gorgeous if he asks you out you should accept no matter what
just the smartest guy accept from alice lol

look how pretty that guy is , probably his name is asaf.

by Maditek April 16, 2019

Rusty Assange

Anal sex by surprise

Drew fell asleep on the couch at the party. When she woke up, Ty was giving her a rusty assange!

by BadHorse47 December 22, 2010