A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

by hteb78 November 27, 2012

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night

by R3D 3Y3 J3DI November 23, 2010

Half Arsed

1. To complete a job to a very poor standard.

2. To start on a job and not...

Half Arsed (UK) aka Half Assed (US)

"From the latin Halficus Arseicus meaning British Builder"

by Sir Dale esq September 14, 2008

arse nibbler

A person who likes to suck on Sphincters

Did you see John Howard with George Bush- what an arse nibbler!

by Barry Buttmunch October 30, 2003

arse-up

Australian, British, adjective :
head first. upside down.

He fell arse-up on the front lawn

by herbie August 16, 2004

arsehoar

a derogatory term combining the word "arse" and "whore" (although spelt "hoar" for phonetic reasons),an internet term used as an insult, combining the words "arse" and "whore"

"man, ive f**kin had enuff of u, get a life and stop wasting it on your comp"
"You Sir, are an arsehoar, end of."

by Marcus/Alasdair September 9, 2008

arse carpet

the hair in a mans arse crack

Ewww I can see your arse carpet sticking out the top of your pants.

by Carolyn Bak October 24, 2006