Albuquerque Appetizer

After completion of intercourse and ejaculating into a condom, you remove the semen filled condom to the girl.

I would never kiss that girl. I heard Jeff fed her an Albuquerque Appetizer in high school.

by Roylee Luna October 11, 2008

Irish Appetizer

Two shots of Jameson. On a date especially on a first date order her Jamieson for an appetizer instead of food.

I took this Irish chick on a date yesterday. I wanted in her pants, so i didn't waste any time and immediately order an Irish Appetizer.

by Bill Curry January 13, 2009

appstingy

When a user of a lesser quality mobile device or phone no longer has enough RAM to support additional applications. The user must become selective in the applications used. This is refereed to as appstingy.

Demanding applications (such as FB or LinkedIn) which consume a large percentage of device memory is a common cause of the appstingy individual.

Appstingyness is quite common on older devices such as first or second generation iphones and android devices.

dude 1: hey dude, you should download that new game app.
dude 2: sorry mate, i have too many apps already, so i have to be appstingy.
dude 1: i feel for you chief. You'd better get a new mobile !

by a_fool September 16, 2016

Appstinate

The stubborn refusal to give into the ever-growing plague of phone apps, based on an enlightened understanding of their redundant, siloed, and often privacy-invading nature.

Used to describe someone who actively rebels against the tsunami of bloatware, refuses to be another sheep in the herd of app redundancy, and generally believes that smartphones were better when they weren't weighed down by a million "essential" apps.

Note: Appstinate individuals may experience higher levels of battery life, reduced screen time, and a smug sense of superiority when hearing complaints about storage space. Side effects may include missing out on fleeting app trends that nobody remembers after two weeks.

Mike's appstinate attitude means his phone has more free storage than the entire App Store.

While everyone else was busy downloading the newest fad app, Jenna remained proudly appstinate, recognizing that she didn't need another digital leech sucking her battery and personal data.

Just because there's an app for that doesn't mean you need it. Be appstinate. Resist the urge.

by Raul Terra October 30, 2023

Appstipation

The inability to urinate or defecate unless you are using an electronic device app.

Dude was so appstipated it took him 20 minutes to go without his phone.

That's some appstipation!

by Zarglink April 1, 2024

Appetight

A male's desire for a tight vagina, because of the enhanced sexual pleasure and comfort of knowing that the vagina has not been intromitted as many times as a loose vagina has. A loose vagina cannot satiate an appetight.

Donnie: Yo Tommy, wanna tag along for a double date with two DTF senior girls and me for tomorrow's date function? I'm on a cold streak!

Tommy: Hell no, D-Bag, I'm got a roaring appetight, so I'm going with that freshman chick from genetics class.

Donnie: Damn, I wish I wasn't so desperate so I could work my game for the rewards like you. I'm gonna have to settle for a loose meat sandwich again.

by BlewDevliz May 7, 2013

Apptized

Those that have been indoctrinated into the world of "Apps" - that's about 1Bn of us since late 2012 and expected to grow to 2Bn by 2015.
All it takes is to use an app, just one app, one time and you've been apptized my friend!
A common religion, agnostic to all - except a strong well established iCult that is predominantly based in Northern California with it's spiritual home located in Cupertino.

You've been Apptized if you've ever used an app - From Map Apps to Fart Apps and everything in between.

by A. Shanks Utd. May 26, 2013