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Apple Strudel BJ

The action of performing a blow job on ones penis with a pre-heated apple strudel. Also known as the slippery-slogan.

How it works ::

You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"
That was one hell of an apple strudel bj

That was one slippery-slogan.

I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.
by taybag March 21, 2011
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Apple Skitz

An excellent cocktail consisting of

10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles

Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)
Smells like apple juice, acts like vodka.

Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!

Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!

Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope
by tuxy October 17, 2010
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apple

Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.
by Armand Banana January 12, 2006
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Apple Patch

The newest trend in men's facial hair: A patch of hair covering the adam's apple.
Christina: Did you see Jim's apple patch?
Abby: It looks sexy on him!
by SteroidsGraham April 16, 2015
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Apple Picker

A balding male who attempts to act younger than his actual age. The person believes himself to be "Cooler" than he actually is, when in reality those around him see him as fruity, creepy, and in general avoidable. The apple picker is prevalent in the New England region, specifically near Boston, Mass.
"Dude, get your hand off my leg you apple picker!"
by Tom Stevenson April 15, 2008
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Apple Fanboy

People that are addicted to spending their money on Apple products.
Im not going to use Android. Im an apple fanboy.
by MrDogeReptilian December 15, 2015
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AppleBuddy

(noun) 1. one person out of a group of people who work at applebees resturant.
2. The common name for multiple groups of small cliques formed within an Applebees resturant. Applies to current & former Applebee employees. Not all workers are neccessarily 'applebuddies'... it can refer to just the 'cool' posses formed within its roster.
3. a nation-wide gang of applebee employees connected thru a huge network of the applebee franchise. This concept of the applebuddies is they are all ONE gang only holding down different resturants, yet still follow the same or similiar guidelines & protect eachother from harm. (& causing trouble with Chilles employees)
4. An intramural co-ed flag football team for oklahoma state university, named for applebees employees & consisting of some. (still pending for 1st game)
I want to be an applebuddy but i am mentally challengedso they wont hire me. ----- David Buckland is a very famous applebuddy
by Mrs. Sexy October 25, 2006
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