asparagus

a disgusting vegetable in the form of a puke-green rod. makes you want to throw up in a bowl and drink it. makes pee smell like old people.

asparagus is gross, it makes me feel like brownies...

by stretchman March 16, 2007

Flying Asparagus

The most hilarious Tic on Planet Earth

Greg: "Flying Asparagus!"

Me: *folds over laughing*

by buiscuttins February 3, 2013

asparagus

to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake

josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven!
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...

by ali fricken griswold December 3, 2006

Gnob Apparati

The Canadian west coast slang term used for referring to the methodology of utilizing the preferred system of weed smoking.

The gnob apparati is a necessary part of the beetee experience.

by Joehan... February 25, 2004

apparatchik

An apparently rodentlike woman.

The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

Asparagus

game young women play when working asparagus

ok girls Asparagus game is like strip poker, however you will need remove your pants first....

see mexican poker

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

DEF Aparatus

DEF Aparatus (For gettin ur drink on.... fast)

"Lemme get a burr right quick."
"Na, fuck that, just hit up that DEF Apuratus."

by Z-Niggas December 6, 2003