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Apollo Shit 

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.
I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.
Apollo Shit by Canadia99 August 26, 2012
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Apollo Ejection Seat 

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.
When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat

apollo sport 

Usually a really fast and nice car that is on a poster trying to outrun a tornado.
Apollo sport is a really nice and fast car
apollo sport by Beastmodefc11 February 26, 2017

Apollo 13 

A.k.a The Reverse Blitzkrieg.
Where the male or female runs around the room then runs straight at their partner, dick or strap-on brandished, then proceeds to fuck their ass brutally
You into space baby? Because I’ll show you the Apollo 13
Apollo 13 by Your’e Mom May 6, 2018

Apollo 18 

A horror movie that for the most part, is Paranormal Activity in Space
Apollo 18 wasn't bad, but it was kind of a let down as far as I'm concerned
Apollo 18 by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.
"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"
Apollo's Windmill by Basco Dragoon October 24, 2019

Apollo 1 

When you shoot your shot and get blasted out of existence.
Bro, I tried to talk to Brittany, it totally when Apollo 1.
Apollo 1 by Carter523 April 18, 2020