Elmer Alert

Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.

Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.

by BallsDeep2010 February 25, 2010

Steven Adler

The purest, cutest, person in the world who is a great hugger and just a straight up sweetheart.

wow! he is so Steven Adler!

by brisus_christ September 18, 2019

Retard Alert

A way of warning people that a retard is present in the vicinity. Can be either verbal or typed. Used primarily on forums when someone says something so incredibly ignorant or stupid, you simply cannot believe it.

Noob: THE GP2X IS BETTER THAN THE PANDORA
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!

by DCGM June 4, 2008

alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce

Yo man I got such an alert cobra

by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

Adler Cary

A man who likes his toast buttered.

"Man, he puts butter on his toast? Must be an Adler Cary."

by obamabinlayden January 15, 2014

Lieberman Alert

When someone has the ideal that the violence in the world comes from violence in video games. This term also applies for movies, TV and music.

Guy 1: Mortal Kombat is responsible for violent children.

Guy 2: Lieberman Alert!!

by Sone Dude July 3, 2009

Thot Alert

When a friend warns his homie about an incoming thot or a thot he should watch out for.

"Whoa, Austin! Don't go for Jaclyn, man, she's a real thot!"
Thanks for the thot alert, Dustin!"

by austyfraz010 October 14, 2017