Altovise

Strong, emotional, can be cranky. Altovise is extremely neurotic. She is a perfectionist. Basically, she is the H.B.I.C.- The head bitch in charge. She is undeniably sexy, but she hides behind her work and her projects. She is an undercover beauty- a rose in a glass jar waiting to bust out.

That chick is so Altovise. I can't stand her but she is so fine it's hard to hate her!

by Daddy Dragg February 9, 2010

national altoid day

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.

hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

by altoidenthusiast May 5, 2021

altocelarophobia

Its the fear of high ceilings and its a unique phobia

Looking at that tall ceiling causes me to painic and become uneasy! I might have altocelarophobia.

by TheGamingFox91 June 12, 2018

Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

by creedmoor August 25, 2006

Sasha Alton

Sasha alton can be used for being the furry of the group that uses "E"
E is a origin use of being a cool person that likes furries.

Max: hi
Sasha Alton: E
Max: E

by KaiTheFurryThatLikesJulian June 18, 2020

alton brown

Thomas Dolby's evil twin (or at least a dead ringer for him). Has a cooking show on the Food Network.

One of my favorite episodes is when Alton Brown shows how to brew your own beer.

by Beer Hunter February 12, 2004

altonist

Someone who follows what Alton Brown says like a religion.

I am indeed an Altonist.

by Lovelytoes September 1, 2007