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Aftermath

The morning after a particularly long and epic house party, or night out.
Typically characterised by a godawful hangover, a house furnished with destroyed items and other detritus that can be found up to 4 streets away, passed out individuals scattered all over the house/garden, and a prevailing sense that despite the current state of affairs, the previous festivities will be remembered for years to come.
"Holy shit, bro! The aftermath of that party was unreal, it took us 4 days to clean that place!"

"Dude, I'm still feeling the aftermath of that night out even now...was so worth it though!"
by Deathmonkey87 January 25, 2009
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asterbation

He's using asterbation tonight to have fun.
by trickydoodah April 26, 2014
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afterthot

Like a cougar, but with no standards or dignity. Usually describes herself as a milf, but is usually just a rusty old ratchet. Is definitely old enough to know better... and you wish she would.
That afterthot just asked the dj to play Ricky Martin, said she was twenty-one, complimented his "ed hardy boys" shirt, then got upset when he said thank you, ma'am.
by Popularity's Overrated April 12, 2015
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Afterbirthday

The belated birthday party either because you can't party with them on their actual birthday or it's an additional birthday celebration.
Sherm: Figured we could have your Afterbirthday on Friday since it's your birthday on Fraturday.

Lady Finley: 2 parties, buddy? Nice. 😊

Sherm: Happy Afterbirthday, buddy.
by Roxma June 1, 2016
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Aftermath

Noun; A superior group/crew/gang. An elite.
Yo son, I'm Aftermath. Whats really good?
by DennisKilla November 21, 2003
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Afterbang

A term used commonly in freestyle skiing, snowboarding and other extreme sports. It represents riding rails, landing and riding out with mad steeze.
Tyler: Yo, Calum! Did you see rail I just switched up on?
Calum: Ya bro sick switchup, and you rode out that afterbang with mad steeze!
by that anon August 27, 2009
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Jackoff Aftermath

The aftermath of having an orgasm while masturbating
Hey man, can i come over?

Yea, hold on i gotta clean up my "Jackoff Aftermath"

K. :)
by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010
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