alternative affection

Less-common but equally-loving gestures to express warm feelings for someone, such as a leg-hug or giving him a back-rub wif yer soles and/or scratching his back wif yer toe-nails.

A few other somewhat-loopy but totally-satisfying alternative affection gestures would be an over-da-shoulder high-five (where ya both stand wif your backs together and reach yer hands back over yer shoulders to slap palms wif each other), toe-hugs (where ya flex yer toes downwards to hug da other person's toes), and toe-hugging his pinkie by nestling his finger underneath yer toes and then curling yer toes tightly around his finger. These latter two gestures are especially heavenly for a dude wif a foot-fetish, and will often produce a massive hard-on that you can then either blow or "ride" immediately.

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Anorection

An erection brought on by an incredibly skinny woman (e.g., Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Moss, etc.).

"Dude, I saw this twig bitch walking down the street today, she gave me an anorection."

by Clam_Diggity July 3, 2016

unwanted affection

the type of affection passsed onto you from someone of the opposite sex who is either mentally insane, just plain weird, ugle or any combonation of the three.

person 1 " dude lidnsey was alll over me today"
person 2 " sounds like some unwanted affection...."
person 1 "uh yeah, shes missing three teeth and talks to herself"

by WWWYKI Octopus November 1, 2011

affectionary

Confectionary that is consumed in order to fill that hole in your life that is caused by not recieving affection from anyone.

I have no friends, so I'm addicted to affectionary.

by Sally Sparrow August 20, 2010

Abjection on Ice

A self glorified trash-bag of a person.

This phrase is originally from critiques on the Young British Artists (1960s)

Abjection refers to something that is gross, dirty, or taboo.

Person 1: "Joe cheated on his girlfriend with her younger sister and won't stop bragging about it."

Person 2: "Geeze. Talk about an abjection on ice."

by namuh February 14, 2019

affictionado

A false fan; a person who claims to enjoy something s/he really doesn't.

John is an affictionado of football because his partner watches Monday night game with his buddies.

by vesuvian September 13, 2009

affection acknowlegement

The act of acknowleging an outcast, loner, or some one whom has experienced a humelliating event with affection. It is often non-sexuel and present in movies aimed at teens. It includes pecks on the cheek, non sexuel touching and rubbing, hugs and assuring phrases like are you ok? you want some thing to eat? you'll be alright, your so pretty, etc, Maybe performed by a man or a women, it may be performed on a women or a man.

thomas is blushing i think he got some affection acknowlegement from his girl-friend after he got his ass kicked.

I think he's just giving her affection acknowlegement to get in her pants.

I can't believe sam is giving that freak affection acknowlegement.

by love is the answear April 23, 2010