A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
by me2248 August 15, 2010
Get the Meeting Affective Disorder mug.1. The suffering of white people who are constantly called racists yet never have had any racist tendencies.
2. People who are shamed into thinking they are racist because of the color they were born and nothing else.
3. The suffering of a white person by constantly having to put themselves last in order to please other ethnic groups and sexes.
2. People who are shamed into thinking they are racist because of the color they were born and nothing else.
3. The suffering of a white person by constantly having to put themselves last in order to please other ethnic groups and sexes.
1. I have been feeling a lot of "white affliction" here lately with all the Black lives Matter rioting.
2. Hey man, are you going to that rave in the valley? No man, there is way too much "white affliction" that goes on there for me to be welcome.
2. Hey man, are you going to that rave in the valley? No man, there is way too much "white affliction" that goes on there for me to be welcome.
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I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.
by funkspiel December 4, 2009
Get the Seasonal Affective Douchebag mug.to have an ongoing emotional and sexual relationship with another without being in a full on relationship together. the parties have been previously in a relationship with one another. the emotional attachment in this relationship is great, meaningful, and may even be love, but may not be announced publicly. the parties think about each other a great deal, and may communicate quite often. this is all in hopes getting back together in future.
feelings will include the need to; hold, see, talk, kiss, look deeply into each others eyes, caress body, run fingers through hair, fall asleep, cuddle, feed each other, love.
feelings will include the need to; hold, see, talk, kiss, look deeply into each others eyes, caress body, run fingers through hair, fall asleep, cuddle, feed each other, love.
jane and john are dating, they break up, months after they realize they miss each other, they begin to become Affectionate Buddies in hopes to rekindle their previous relationship with one another although their love is already apparent.
by eviledwin November 17, 2011
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Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.
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Get the Dreaded Affliction mug.The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate
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