assenav

You're named Vanessa and you decided to try the "Your name spelled backwards is how you die" TikTok trend.

Vanessa: I got assenav for the tiktok trend, what does it mean?
Me: Look at the definition!!

by ShadowLatte July 23, 2021

bi-assed

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.

Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.

by Weeger December 16, 2008

assembler

A program that reads a file written in the assembly language and translate it into a binary representation of the corresponding machine instructions.

NASM:

section .text
global _start

msg db 'Hello, world!',0xa
len equ $ - msg

_start:
mov edx,len
mov ecx,msg
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0x80
mov eax,1
int 0x80

by Martin August 1, 2004

Assed Out

Lost out, lost out on something. or your fucked, meaning you blew it, or your doomed.

(exam. "That kid got caught at the wrong place and the wrong time, he's assed out").

by Th3_L0N3_W0LF September 30, 2013

arsetoy

A toy for playing in ones arse.

dude: I can't get the lid off the milk....
other dude: You're such an arsetoy.

common toys - dildo, butt plug, egg whisk....whatever fits in there really.

by DAYZEE1981 August 15, 2008

Asseous

Adj. Of or relating to wounds about the rump made by a fiery object or probe.

In order to soothe society's asseous wounds, man offered his burnt posterior to the wind.

by Ikelton and co. March 26, 2010

re-assed

A slightly humorous abbreviation of he word "reassigned".

The abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring "ass" and promotes the meaning of your ass changing location (or owner). Contrary to you yourself changing owner.

The underlying message could be that reassignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.

Or it could be taken to mean simply "reassigned".

In the first episode of "Stargate SG1" O'Neill recommends a military guy to "get re-assed to NASA since that's where all the action's gonna be".

by Cake-eater September 6, 2011