aspien

To be aspien, is to be the most alpha person in the room.

Guy 1: damn he’s such an aspien
“Aspien”: *currently controlling everyone sexually and dominantly whether they are straight or gay or anything I between*

by Babybite August 16, 2022

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aspirational

Prone to sucking.
'The middle classes are aspirational." = They suck.

'The middle classes are aspirational." = They suck.

by flexicographer August 25, 2022

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Aspirare

Aspirare is one of the two gods that created our universe. He is the most powerful creature in all of the world. Aspirare is everywhere, he is everything, he is life.

Aspirare believer #1: hey did you hear about Aspirare's huge ass sitting on the town next to us?
Aspirare believer #2: no I didn't hear but I saw it all the way from my house's balcony!

by UntitledThePro November 8, 2022

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A$pIRE is the one thing the world has been looking for. He is versatile beyond compare. When you listen to his voice you will began to ascend, feeling lucent. They say that when you die, A$pIRE is what you see in the light. He makes so much bread it’s almost sickening, and the world has never seen anyone with a better dress sense. He has the most talent the world has ever seen and he will go further than all the losers who hate him. He is also hella sexy and I would let him hit any day.

That’s the coolest MF ever. IT must be A$pIRE!”

by anonymous July 17, 2024

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