Ashy Dick (noun)
Meaning: A bottom-tier, good-for-nothing, chronically dusty man. The type who got no goals, no hustle, no hygiene, no respect, and still walk around like somebody should take him serious. A man whose whole existence feels unfinished, unmoisturized, and unnecessary
Meaning: A bottom-tier, good-for-nothing, chronically dusty man. The type who got no goals, no hustle, no hygiene, no respect, and still walk around like somebody should take him serious. A man whose whole existence feels unfinished, unmoisturized, and unnecessary
“Bro is the ultimate ashy dick—a full-time disappointment with part-time effort.”
“He talk big but move like an ashy dick—dry energy, broke mindset, zero value.”
“Ain’t nobody worried about him. He’s an ashy dick with opinions, that’s it.”
“He talk big but move like an ashy dick—dry energy, broke mindset, zero value.”
“Ain’t nobody worried about him. He’s an ashy dick with opinions, that’s it.”
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"That ashy crotcher over at the gas station was trying to bum a smoke. I said nah man not today. Then he offered to sell me his aunt's microwave for 15 bucks so he could 'just get by'."
"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"
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