ASAPenis

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.

"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".

by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014

St. Asaph

A town which has been pretending to be a city for years and has just been given actual city status by the Queen for her jubilee

the 51 bus now says "Denbigh via St. Asaph City centre"

by SallyBear September 18, 2012

Asanti

Asanti is out of her mind, and painfully shy. Asanti is super smart, and what some might call "Slim Thicc." Those named Asanti are envied by everyone, and are "pretty" in their own way. Asanti is also a bit of a crybaby.

Awww, Asanti's crying again. That poor thing...

Asanti---._.

by shadyyyyyasf November 30, 2019

double adapter

Someone that bats both ways(bisexual),
can put it in all holes!!!

That lads a double adapter

by kellser May 28, 2004

penis adaptor

the harness a ho uses for holding plastic or metal dildos for shafting her biatch

(in a shop) excuse me sir will this dildo fit my exquisit penis adaptor

by Jonny C March 12, 2004

double adaptor

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and another man inserts his penis into her anus.

Up for some double adaptor?

by Jarrah B June 24, 2006

NAP-ASAP-ALAP

Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.

Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.

by CTulls July 6, 2009